The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
Paula PoundstoneAdults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas
Paula PoundstonePresident Obama could keep a big map with push pins on it to keep track of how many countries hate us, and when we get down to only half, let's have a ball. I'll blow up the balloons myself.
Paula PoundstoneI used to work at The International House of Pancakes. It was a dream, and I made it happen.
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