I did auditions at a club called the Comedy Connection. They wanted nothing to do with me. But one night they were doing a night of all women comics, and they invited me to do that.

I know a little bit about handicapping. If the horse has an IV, you want to stay - away from it.

You know, in politics when you come in third, it's a win.

The truth is libraries are raucous clubhouses for free speech, controversy and community.

It is the best part of the night. The classic interactive lines are 'Where are you from? What do you do for a living?' I almost always get something interesting.

I have short-term memory loss, though I'd like to think of it as Persidential eligibility.

I'm thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going.