I have jokes I've told before and will tell again, but my favorite part of the night is talking to the crowd.
Paula PoundstoneI was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before I'd done everything there was to do.
Paula PoundstoneThe wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
Paula PoundstonePresident Obama could keep a big map with push pins on it to keep track of how many countries hate us, and when we get down to only half, let's have a ball. I'll blow up the balloons myself.
Paula Poundstone