I only do two things in my life, and that's take care of my kids and work. Fortunately, these are my favorite things to do, so it works out.

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.

The position of First Lady has no rules, just precedent, so its evolution has been at a virtual standstill for years. If Martha Washington didn't do it, then no one is sure it should be done.

When I sat down to write I just felt like a geek writing about myself. And then it dawned on me, just because of the way I am, I can't stop talking, and part of the problem is that anything that gets said reminds me of something that happened to me one time, and invariably I cut people off and talk about myself.

I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California.

I hate it when my hair is engaged in unauthorized activities.

I only do two things in my life, and that's take care of my kids and work. Fortunately, these are my favorite things to do, so it works out.