I think we need a 12-step group for non-stop talkers. We're going to call it On and On Anon.

The definition of adulthood is that you want to sleep.

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.

I get the first flight out from anywhere I am because I have to come home to my kids.

What moron said that knowledge is power? Knowledge is power only if it doesn't depress you so much that it leaves you in an immobile heap at the end of your bed.

I talk to a lot of librarians, and there's always a steady drumbeat of how libraries are places of community. But a lot of them have also recently - and just in the nick of time - refurbished, because during this economic downturn, people have a tendency to borrow instead of buy.

I also like a great Caesar salad with anchovies, although I don't know why some places say 'with anchovies.' If you're making a proper Caesar salad, it's going to have anchovies.