I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.
Paula PoundstoneThe problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
Paula PoundstoneI have terrible short-term memory loss, which I like to think of as Presidential eligibility.
Paula PoundstoneThe wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
Paula Poundstone