I think we need a 12-step group for non-stop talkers. We're going to call it On and On Anon.

Once I was gone for a month and I was just miserable, so I flew back from Florida for two hours just to be home and see my cats.

I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family.

I made mistakes and I broke the law and I'm more than willing to pay a price for that. But there's a price beyond that that my children have paid, and that's not what was supposed to happen.

I get in fewer arguments when I'm alone.

I'm really more prolific than most stand-ups. My act changes. I do fold in new experiences, new observations, whatever you want to call it.

I love talking to the audience, and I must be the luckiest performer in the world. I always land something or somebody that just takes off.