I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.
Paula PoundstoneI get the first flight out from anywhere I am because I have to come home to my kids.
Paula PoundstoneWhat moron said that knowledge is power? Knowledge is power only if it doesn't depress you so much that it leaves you in an immobile heap at the end of your bed.
Paula Poundstone