The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
Paula PoundstoneMy parents got carried away with the letter P when they were naming the kids in our family. There's me, Paula, my sisters Peggy and Patty, and my brother Pjimmy, spelled with a silent P.
Paula PoundstoneI was court-ordered to Alcoholics Anonymous on television. Pretty much blows the hell out of the second A, wouldn't you say?
Paula Poundstone