I donโt believe for a second that weightlifting is a sport. They pick up a heavy thing and put it down again. To me, thatโs indecision.
Paula PoundstoneI'm really more prolific than most stand-ups. My act changes. I do fold in new experiences, new observations, whatever you want to call it.
Paula PoundstoneOnce I was gone for a month and I was just miserable, so I flew back from Florida for two hours just to be home and see my cats.
Paula PoundstoneThe problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
Paula Poundstone