I love talking to the audience, and I must be the luckiest performer in the world. I always land something or somebody that just takes off.

I’m an atheist. The good news about atheists is that we have no mandate to convert anyone. So you’ll never find me on your doorstep on a Saturday morning with a big smile saying ‘Just stopped by to tell you there is no word. I brought along this little blank book I was hoping you could take a look at.’

I hate it when my hair is engaged in unauthorized activities.

I've always thought that if my death was imminent, I would read. When I can't focus on a book, I tend to keep reading the same page. My guess is, I would've read, like the first page of Nicholas Nickleby over and over again.

My parents got carried away with the letter P when they were naming the kids in our family. There's me, Paula, my sisters Peggy and Patty, and my brother Pjimmy, spelled with a silent P.

I'm thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going.

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas