When we live up to our Constitution, let's form a Conga line around the Capitol and bungee jump off the dome.
Paula PoundstoneWhat moron said that knowledge is power? Knowledge is power only if it doesn't depress you so much that it leaves you in an immobile heap at the end of your bed.
Paula PoundstoneI was diagnosed a number of years ago with obsessive-compulsive disorder - which everyone has, to some degree - and I have this really annoying trait where in conversation, I always steer it back to something that happened to me.
Paula Poundstone