When we live up to our Constitution, let's form a Conga line around the Capitol and bungee jump off the dome.
Paula PoundstoneI made mistakes and I broke the law and I'm more than willing to pay a price for that. But there's a price beyond that that my children have paid, and that's not what was supposed to happen.
Paula PoundstoneI have jokes I've told before and will tell again, but my favorite part of the night is talking to the crowd.
Paula Poundstone