Drinking: something to do while getting drunk.

You don't get over hating to cook, any more than you get over having big feet.

You may have noticed, as I have, that if ever you find yourself declaring emphatically and unequivocally that you will never do some one particular thing, chances are good that this is precisely what you will one day find yourself doing.

People will admit to arson and mayhem sooner than no sense of humor.

... I've never found anything whatsoever that is as easy to do the right way as the wrong way, and if there is such a thing I would like to know about it.

There was something immensely comforting, I found, about a crumpet - so comforting that I've never forgotten about them and have even learned to make them myself against those times when I have no other source of supply.

When you're little, time stretches obligingly, and vacation is forever.