Drinking: something to do while getting drunk.

Peas went with carrots as infallibly as ham went with eggs. For years I thought carrots and peas grew on the same vine.

This wild emaciated look appeals to some women, though not to many men, who are seldom seen pinning up a Vogue illustration in a machine shop.

Many a restaurant seems to employ more copy writers than cooks.

This is your dividing line, by the way, between child and nonchild - when the first trouble happens that Mama can't fix.

When there's a lot of it around, you never want it very much.

What most of us are after, when we have a picture taken, is a good natural-looking picture that doesn't resemble us.