One's travel life is basically as incommunicable as his sex life is.

Life is so very simple when you have no facts to confuse you.

There are worse things than being fat, and one of them is worrying about it all the time.

This wild emaciated look appeals to some women, though not to many men, who are seldom seen pinning up a Vogue illustration in a machine shop.

Peas went with carrots as infallibly as ham went with eggs. For years I thought carrots and peas grew on the same vine.

It is a rare expert who clearly realizes how inexpert someone else can be.

When there's a lot of it around, you never want it very much.