Facts must be faced. Vegetables simply don't taste as good as most other things do.

Drinking: something to do while getting drunk.

Facts must be faced. Vegetables simply don't taste as good as most other things do.

What most of us are after, when we have a picture taken, is a good natural-looking picture that doesn't resemble us.

travel never made a bore interesting; it only makes for a well-traveled bore, in the same way coffee makes for a wide-awake drunk. In fact, the more a bore travels, the worse he gets. The only advantage in it for his friends and family is that he isn't home as much.

many people choose, early on, their own truths from the large smorgasbord available. And once they've chosen them, for good reason or no reason, they then proceed rather selectively, wisely gathering whatever will bolster them or at least carry out the color scheme.

One's travel life is basically as incommunicable as his sex life is.