Facts must be faced. Vegetables simply don't taste as good as most other things do.

... I've never found anything whatsoever that is as easy to do the right way as the wrong way, and if there is such a thing I would like to know about it.

... parents embarrass their children probably more than the other way around. I don't know why we should blush so hard for our parents -- we didn't rear them -- and yet we do.

When there's a lot of it around, you never want it very much.

Like a chastity belt, the package tour keeps you out of mischief but a bit restive for wondering what you missed.

Many a restaurant seems to employ more copy writers than cooks.

But let me say this about learning experiences: they're weird. Or put it this way: what you learn from a learning experience is generally something else.