Facts must be faced. Vegetables simply don't taste as good as most other things do.

When you're little, time stretches obligingly, and vacation is forever.

I didn't learn for years that you generally find your Self after you quit looking for it.

What most of us are after, when we have a picture taken, is a good natural-looking picture that doesn't resemble us.

It's easier to find a traveling companion than to get rid of one.

... I've never found anything whatsoever that is as easy to do the right way as the wrong way, and if there is such a thing I would like to know about it.

There are worse things than being fat, and one of them is worrying about it all the time.