People will admit to arson and mayhem sooner than no sense of humor.
When you're little, time stretches obligingly, and vacation is forever.
Molded salads are best served in situations where they have little or no competition ... Like television, gelatin is too often a vehicle for limp leftovers that couldn't make it anywhere else.
forgetting things is what gives old age a bad name, that and old age.
It is a rare expert who clearly realizes how inexpert someone else can be.
When I finally gathered, invented, stole, simplified, borrowed, and found a publisher for a clutch of reasonably foolproof recipes, I learned I had friends I hadn't known about - more proof that a mutual dislike can be quite as sound a basis for friendship as a mutual devotion.