People would have more leisure time if it weren't for all the leisure-time activities that use it up.

You're not supposed to cuss when you're an old lady, and just when there's so much more to cuss about.

As millions of women have done before me, I pulled domesticity over my head like a blanket and found I was still cold.

What most of us are after, when we have a picture taken, is a good natural-looking picture that doesn't resemble us.

When there's a lot of it around, you never want it very much.

Facts must be faced. Vegetables simply don't taste as good as most other things do.

I believe that one's basic financial attitudes are - like a tendency toward fat knees - probably formed in utero, or, at the very latest, in cribbo.