People will admit to arson and mayhem sooner than no sense of humor.
It is a rare expert who clearly realizes how inexpert someone else can be.
Many a restaurant seems to employ more copy writers than cooks.
You don't get over hating to cook, any more than you get over having big feet.
it isn't true, by the way, that nothing is as bad as you think it's going to be. Some things are exactly as bad as you thought they were going to be, and some things are worse.
Peas went with carrots as infallibly as ham went with eggs. For years I thought carrots and peas grew on the same vine.