My love of computers, besides being practical, is very direct and visceral. I love the way things look on the screen.

No one can tell you the rules of 'Celebrity Apprentice.' No one. Donald Trump just does what he wants, which is mostly pontificating to people who are sucking up to him, while the network people try to manipulate him into making the highest-rated show they can.

Better to be uneducated than educated by your government.

I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage.

We have to fight for the freedom to be stupid, and smoking is one of the best ways to fight for your freedom, to be just as stupid as you can be.

I like things matching. I have an upright bass, a drum kit and a grand piano that's the same color. I tend to overthink things.

I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight.