Once you have somebody that is telling you, 'We are interpreting God for you,' it seems like you either agree or you don't. You either say, like Martin Luther, 'I'm going to have a direct relationship with the word of God,' or I''m going to go through a conduit of God on Earth,' which would be the Pope.

The only difference between Obama and Bush is that Obama is killing more people.

Even if I disagree with Obama on many, many things, he is certainly qualified to be president. He is certainly competent to be president.

Jay-Z, he knows precisely who he's going for - 14-year-old white suburban girls.

The characters and events depicted in the damn bible are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Everyday is an atheist holiday.

My whole take on libertarianism is simply that I don't know what's best for other people.