Believing there's no God stops me from being solipsistic. I can read ideas from all different people from all different cultures. Without God, we can agree on reality, and I can keep learning where I'm wrong. We can all keep adjusting, so we can really communicate.

If entertainment ran grocery stores, we'd NEVER get oil cured olives or blue cheese, it would be JUST Coke.

The purpose of art is to collide the intellectual and visceral together at the highest speed possible.

When someone is trying to interpret something for you, they always have an agenda.

This is going to sound horrible, but I don't even know how much I make in a year. It must be, you know, a couple of million dollars, a few million. I know it's more money than my dad, a jail guard, made in his lifetime; more money than I'll ever need.

Penn & Teller stopped doing practical jokes, and the reason is we got much too good at it.

You get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right.