My whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn't screw that up by marrying a great golfer.

The word ‘holiday’ comes from ‘holy day’ and holy means ‘exalted and worthy of complete devotion.’ By that definition, all days are holy. Life is holy. Atheists have joy every day of the year, every holy day. We have the wonder and glory of life. We have joy in the world before the lord is come. We’re not going for the promise of life after death; we’re celebrating life before death…For atheists, everything in the world is enough and every day is holy. Every day is an atheist holiday. It’s a day that we’re alive.

We are only here for a little while, and our bodies belong to ourselves and no one else.

The First Amendment says nothing about your getting paid for saying anything. It just says you can say it. I don't believe that if a corporation pulls all the money out of you or a network pulls their money away or you get fired, you're being censored.

There never was a God. 'God is dead' is a halfway measure I won't go with.

I don't think I'm made of the right stuff to be a politician. I think I'm made to be a loose cannon.

The purpose of art is to collide the intellectual and visceral together at the highest speed possible.