The only difference between Obama and Bush is that Obama is killing more people. He’s about double the numbers now. Can you imagine if McCain had won and did precisely what Obama has done, with every speech and every political maneuver overseas? There’d be riots in the streets about the people we’re killing. And yet because it’s Obama, and he’s better looking and better at reading the teleprompter, we let him get away with it.

My whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn't screw that up by marrying a great golfer.

Building a professional relationship on respect as opposed to affection is a very good idea. Running your art projects the way you'd run a dry-cleaning business is also a really good idea. You shouldn't go into work like you're going on a date, like you're hanging out with friends.

There never was a God. 'God is dead' is a halfway measure I won't go with.

I'm a hardcore libertarian - I want everything legal - but I also believe that you have the right to free association.

I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight.

If you've gotten yourself into a situation when Clay Aiken is going to talk about his feelings with you, it's time to kill yourself.