The only difference between Obama and Bush is that Obama is killing more people. He’s about double the numbers now. Can you imagine if McCain had won and did precisely what Obama has done, with every speech and every political maneuver overseas? There’d be riots in the streets about the people we’re killing. And yet because it’s Obama, and he’s better looking and better at reading the teleprompter, we let him get away with it.

I believe very much that the most damning thing you can say about Muslims is that you're afraid to say anything because they'll hurt you.

The highest ideals are human intelligence, creativity and love. Respect these above all.

Part of the experience of being entertained is sitting back and plugging into someone else's vision.

All David Blaine is is a good-looking magician.

The characters and events depicted in the damn bible are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Counterintuitive actions prove we can trust real knowledge and do the opposite of what we feel makes sense.