I have more contact with people who consume, for lack of a better word, my product than any other performers.

As I’m fond of saying, if you want to find utopia, take a sharp right on money and a sharp left on sex and it’s straight ahead.

In music, if you hit a wrong note, people forgive you. In magic when something goes wrong, the entire art is destroyed.

Much better than the feeling of having things is the feeling of having earned things.

It's only the losers named Dave that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think. They're named Dave.

Barack Obama is way smarter than Bush - so way, way smarter than me. Obama is way more charismatic than me.

'Christian' used to be a throwaway word. People didn't used to use it much. People didn't start self-labeling or getting labeled Christian until the last part of the 20th century. Before that, you might identify as a Baptist, or a Southern Baptist or a Methodist. But there wasn't one identifier that put you in a fold with all the other believers.