In reality, many people let go of religion later in life.

Bob Saget is the dirtiest comic who's ever lived. Nobody touches him.

The secret truth of 'Celebrity Apprentice' is that it isn't very hard... 'Celebrity Apprentice' is easy like junior high is easy. All the arithmetic, the creative writing and the history are super simple, but like junior high, you do that easy work surrounded by people who are full-tilt, hormone-raging bug nutty.

The medium is not the message - the message is the message.

I'm a big fan of huge populations of people, so you'd think with 300 million people in the country, you don't even have to please 1% to be phenomenally successful.

Juggling is very, very straightforward; very, very black and white; you're manipulating objects, not people. And that's always appealed to me.

I was about 12 when I heard my first Lenny Bruce record. He was already dead. But it changed my life and really did change the world.