Teller and I worked Renaissance Festivals and street performing - actually more real, no kidding around, Philadelphia street performing than we did Renaissance Festivals.

I believe the fast track to atheism is reading the Bible. I've read it three times all the way through. It's a big part of our culture, a big part of our history. I don't just read things I agree with.

I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers.

Everyone's goals are the same with very small differences. I mean, the goal of a socialist and the goal of a libertarian are exactly the same. The goals are happiness and security and freedom, and you balance those.

I have more contact with people who consume, for lack of a better word, my product than any other performers.

Someone who is a good person should have no fear of the government whatsoever.

My parents were teetotalers and my grandparents were - it's all the way back. It's New English puritanical tradition.