Teller and I worked Renaissance Festivals and street performing - actually more real, no kidding around, Philadelphia street performing than we did Renaissance Festivals.

Atheism is the absence of religion. We don’t really need atheism. We just need to get rid of religion.

Penn & Teller don't know jack about global warming.

I think that I am willing to risk my life in order to have more freedom.

I don't believe the majority always knows what's best for everyone.

We have to fight for the freedom to be stupid, and smoking is one of the best ways to fight for your freedom, to be just as stupid as you can be.

Once you have somebody that is telling you, 'We are interpreting God for you,' it seems like you either agree or you don't. You either say, like Martin Luther, 'I'm going to have a direct relationship with the word of God,' or I''m going to go through a conduit of God on Earth,' which would be the Pope.