I believe that the best way to become an atheist is to read the bible

We need a president who realizes that there's no government business in show business.

Believing there's no God means I can't really be forgiven except by kindness and faulty memories. That's good; it makes me want to be more thoughtful. I have to try to treat people right the first time around.

To drive a car in rural America is freedom. Before I had a car, I'd never seen a rock and roll show, I'd never seen a comic or a show.

'Celebrity Apprentice' has more integrity and is the most straightforward show I've ever seen.

For the most part, any serious magic show is not using very much technology newer than theatrical lights.

Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around. If you're looking for violent rape imagery, the Bible's right there in your hotel room. If you just want to look up ways to screw people up, there it is, and you're justified because God told you to.