I believe that the best way to become an atheist is to read the bible

The First Amendment says nothing about your getting paid for saying anything. It just says you can say it. I don't believe that if a corporation pulls all the money out of you or a network pulls their money away or you get fired, you're being censored.

You can't stop insane people from doing insane things with insane laws. That's insane!

I'm always fascinated by the use of the first-person plural talking about sports.

For the most part, any serious magic show is not using very much technology newer than theatrical lights.

People like Bill Maher, who brags about being a cynic, it sickens me. I am the least cynical person I know, and I am very, very skeptical.

The most important part of life is work, it's the flow, it's getting stuff done, feeling like you're doing something.