I'm always fascinated by the use of the first-person plural talking about sports.

Don't waste too much time wishing, hoping, and being envious; it'll make you bugnutty.

Trey Parker did 'Book of Mormon.' It's the best Broadway show I've ever seen. He does 'South Park.' It's wonderful.

It wasn't success, because Teller and I, by the time Asparagus Valley got together - within a year, we had achieved all our goals. I mean, our goal was to earn our living doing exactly what we wanted. Which is many people's goal.

The Tea Party claims to want small government.

I'm a hardcore libertarian - I want everything legal - but I also believe that you have the right to free association.

A lot of older parents worry about being older parents. I hear people say, 'I don't want to be too old to play baseball with my son.' They worry that their kids will be embarrassed by their parents' age.