Never ascribe to conspiracy that which can be attributed to ignorance.

The vast majority of people who have guns never hurt anybody.

I have a very specific definition of censorship. Censorship must be done by the government or it's not censorship.

Magic is the Special Olympics of entertainment.

The best way to fight the terrorists is to have the freest country on earth. You should be able to get on an airplane, and people - that will not possibly happen again.

A lot of older parents worry about being older parents. I hear people say, 'I don't want to be too old to play baseball with my son.' They worry that their kids will be embarrassed by their parents' age.

The First Amendment says nothing about your getting paid for saying anything. It just says you can say it. I don't believe that if a corporation pulls all the money out of you or a network pulls their money away or you get fired, you're being censored.