Never ascribe to conspiracy that which can be attributed to ignorance.

I don't think I'm made of the right stuff to be a politician. I think I'm made to be a loose cannon.

Comedy is taken care of by a free market.

I think one of the things about Donald Trump that's interesting is he lives in a rarified atmosphere where it's possible that he doesn't get enough feedback, enough people rolling their eyes at him. It's a danger more in show business than it is with wealth.

Make deals with people, not paper.

Believing there's no God stops me from being solipsistic. I can read ideas from all different people from all different cultures. Without God, we can agree on reality, and I can keep learning where I'm wrong. We can all keep adjusting, so we can really communicate.

Never ascribe to conspiracy that which can be attributed to ignorance.