Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You're basically saying, 'I can't make this other food taste good, so I'll throw in bacon.'
Penn JilletteYou can't stop insane people from doing insane things with insane laws. That's insane!
Penn JilletteJuggling is very, very straightforward; very, very black and white; you're manipulating objects, not people. And that's always appealed to me.
Penn JilletteI don't believe in vengeance. Really, when all is said and done, I probably don't believe in punishment.
Penn JilletteThe secret truth of 'Celebrity Apprentice' is that it isn't very hard... 'Celebrity Apprentice' is easy like junior high is easy. All the arithmetic, the creative writing and the history are super simple, but like junior high, you do that easy work surrounded by people who are full-tilt, hormone-raging bug nutty.
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