I like to read in the dark. I like to go into the bathtub, turn out all the lights, and in the dark, read my books.

You have to be careful as a libertarian because you can sound very Republican.

I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play by the rules.

I had e-mail in 1984! I had an e-mail address then, which means that all you could write to was Steve Jobs and Bill Gates. There were three of us, writing to each other.

If the bible were published as fiction, no reviewer would give it a passing grade. There are some vivid scenes and quotable phrases but there's no plot, no structure, a tremendous amount of filler and the characters are painfully one dimensional. Whatever you do, don't read the bible for a moral code. It advocates prejudice, cruelty, superstition and murder. Read it because we need more atheists.

You can't stop insane people from doing insane things with insane laws. That's insane!

Hypocrisy is annoying but not evil. Someone who says one thing and does another has doubled their chances of being half right.