We have to fight for the freedom to be stupid, and smoking is one of the best ways to fight for your freedom, to be just as stupid as you can be.

We aren't people who believe that just because we're performers our opinions on everything need to be known.

If I were trying to avoid embarrassment, I wouldn't have stumbled my way through 'Dancing with the Stars.'

Jay-Z, he knows precisely who he's going for - 14-year-old white suburban girls.

As I’m fond of saying, if you want to find utopia, take a sharp right on money and a sharp left on sex and it’s straight ahead.

The characters and events depicted in the damn bible are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Direct confrontation, direct conversation is real respect. And it's amazing how many people get that.