Penn & Teller don't know jack about global warming.

Behaving morally because of a hope of reward or a fear of punishment is not morality. Morality is not bribery or threats. Religion is bribery and threats. Humans have morality. We don't need religion.

We celebrities are desperate pigs.

The skills that we have are the actual magic skills - not the performing skills. We have to separate those. But the actual skills that make the tricks work, we don't get to use again.

Exploration of space is worth it because humans need to explore. Knowledge is always good, and it's a really cool thing to see.

It's fair to say that the Bible contains equal amounts of fact, history, and pizza.

How I was brought up and my imaginary friend means more to me than anything you can ever say or do.