Penn & Teller don't know jack about global warming.

Bob Saget is the dirtiest comic who's ever lived. Nobody touches him.

If the bible were published as fiction, no reviewer would give it a passing grade. There are some vivid scenes and quotable phrases but there's no plot, no structure, a tremendous amount of filler and the characters are painfully one dimensional. Whatever you do, don't read the bible for a moral code. It advocates prejudice, cruelty, superstition and murder. Read it because we need more atheists.

You can't stop insane people from doing insane things with insane laws. That's insane!

You don't have freedom unless you have the freedom to do stupid self-destructive things.

I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers.

I was always a little embarrassed when there was an act on television that requires a great deal of skill but is a little goofy, and the host comes over and acts like the person doing this skill is some sort of fool for having learned to do something that's very, very difficult.