Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it goes so far beyond cool. All I can think is 12 magicians, two carnies.

Luck is statistics taken personally.

You get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right.

Never ascribe to conspiracy that which can be attributed to ignorance.

All David Blaine is is a good-looking magician.

Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around.

Everyone's goals are the same with very small differences. I mean, the goal of a socialist and the goal of a libertarian are exactly the same. The goals are happiness and security and freedom, and you balance those.