A lot of older parents worry about being older parents. I hear people say, 'I don't want to be too old to play baseball with my son.' They worry that their kids will be embarrassed by their parents' age.

Performers have the right to say what they want to, and anyone paying money has the right to accept or reject the art and entertainment that's available.

A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.'

Technology is run by sex, because it's very important to people, both technology and sex.

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.

For the most part, any serious magic show is not using very much technology newer than theatrical lights.

Make deals with people, not paper.