A lot of older parents worry about being older parents. I hear people say, 'I don't want to be too old to play baseball with my son.' They worry that their kids will be embarrassed by their parents' age.

If you want to turn out an atheist child, unconditional love constantly is a good way to do it.

Mentally ill people come from all belief systems.

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.

'Psycho' is fascinating philosophically, because the point of 'Psycho' is that everything that's bad happens because of love.

Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You're basically saying, 'I can't make this other food taste good, so I'll throw in bacon.'

Democracy without respect for individual rights sucks. It's just ganging up against the weird kid, and I'm always the weird kid.