Magic is the Special Olympics of entertainment.

I will not counter the insanity of the PATRIOT Act with an overblown fear of my rights being taken away.

Fear is the politicians dance partner.

Tolerance is you saying something crazy and me smiling and saying, 'That's nice.'

The vast majority of the world knows there's no reason to circumcise. Someone should tell the doctors.

'Psycho' is fascinating philosophically, because the point of 'Psycho' is that everything that's bad happens because of love.

If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and alcohol at all.