The Tea Party claims to want small government.

There's no job in show business that's harder than any other job outside show business.

Everyday is an atheist holiday.

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.

This I believe: I believe there is no God.

I'm a big fan of gospel music, and you cannot be a fan of rock and roll, you cannot be a fan of country western music, and you can't really be a fan of jazz without listening to a lot of music that's religious.

I'm always fascinated by the use of the first-person plural talking about sports.