Better to be uneducated than educated by your government.

I was about 12 when I heard my first Lenny Bruce record. He was already dead. But it changed my life and really did change the world.

I came to magic absolutely hating magic on a very, very deep level.

Performers have the right to say what they want to, and anyone paying money has the right to accept or reject the art and entertainment that's available.

Don't waste too much time wishing, hoping, and being envious; it'll make you bugnutty.

Someone who is a good person should have no fear of the government whatsoever.

The vast majority of people who have guns never hurt anybody.