Better to be uneducated than educated by your government.

We all have friends we love dearly that couldn't pass for human in a strict Turing test.

'Psycho' is fascinating philosophically, because the point of 'Psycho' is that everything that's bad happens because of love.

We celebrities are desperate pigs.

The fact is that violence gives you a rush.

This is going to sound horrible, but I don't even know how much I make in a year. It must be, you know, a couple of million dollars, a few million. I know it's more money than my dad, a jail guard, made in his lifetime; more money than I'll ever need.

TV networks are dying. The death throes of religion give us jihads. The death throes of television give us reality shows.