I think the media spends a lot of time fooling itself.

Penn & Teller stopped doing practical jokes, and the reason is we got much too good at it.

There's no job in show business that's harder than any other job outside show business.

Atheism is a religion like not collecting stamps is a hobby.

We celebrities are desperate pigs.

If you've gotten yourself into a situation when Clay Aiken is going to talk about his feelings with you, it's time to kill yourself.

My love of computers, besides being practical, is very direct and visceral. I love the way things look on the screen.