I think voting for the lesser of two evils in game theory always leads to more evil.

I'm a big fan of gospel music, and you cannot be a fan of rock and roll, you cannot be a fan of country western music, and you can't really be a fan of jazz without listening to a lot of music that's religious.

The first thing I said to myself on 9/11 was, 'There go our civil rights.' I found out by comparing notes later that George Carlin and I both said that at the exact same time. That's the first thing that popped into our head.

The definition of a stupid thing is something that if you do everything right, you still get hurt. Fire-eating and love are stupid things.

If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and alcohol at all.

Atheism is a religion like not collecting stamps is a hobby.

But it's much more exciting to make Die Hard. One of the reasons that I think that movie is so successful is it deals with those very important blue-collar relationship themes. But it's more visually beautiful to show things blowing up. It just gives you more on the screen.