I don't think I'm made of the right stuff to be a politician. I think I'm made to be a loose cannon.

Computers absolutely changed my life. Before I had a computer, I had never written one thing. Not one thing. I'm a very bad speller and I was embarrassed by that. When I would type, the little mistakes would make me nutty, and I would never edit anything.

I'm a hardcore libertarian - I want everything legal - but I also believe that you have the right to free association.

A two-party system is way too good for those two parties.

Direct confrontation, direct conversation is real respect. And it's amazing how many people get that.

We have to fight for the freedom to be stupid, and smoking is one of the best ways to fight for your freedom, to be just as stupid as you can be.

I was about 12 when I heard my first Lenny Bruce record. He was already dead. But it changed my life and really did change the world.