My whole take on libertarianism is simply that I don't know what's best for other people.

I think voting for the lesser of two evils in game theory always leads to more evil.

'Celebrity Apprentice' has more integrity and is the most straightforward show I've ever seen.

The highest ideals are human intelligence, creativity and love. Respect these above all.

Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it goes so far beyond cool. All I can think is 12 magicians, two carnies.

We celebrities are desperate pigs.

My tolerance for crazy people is, I think, high a tolerance as you're ever going to find. I love being around David Allen Coe. I would have loved to hang out with Tiny Tim. I can listen to Sun Ra on a tape-recording rant.