My whole take on libertarianism is simply that I don't know what's best for other people.

Never ascribe to conspiracy that which can be attributed to ignorance.

The definition of a stupid thing is something that if you do everything right, you still get hurt. Fire-eating and love are stupid things.

No one can tell you the rules of 'Celebrity Apprentice.' No one. Donald Trump just does what he wants, which is mostly pontificating to people who are sucking up to him, while the network people try to manipulate him into making the highest-rated show they can.

My hair is way, way long. I've hitchhiked across the country a zillion times. I've ridden in every car. I was never a hippie. It takes more than long hair.

When I was 15, 16, 17 years old, I spent five hours a day juggling, and I probably spent six hours a day seriously listening to music. And if I were 16 now, I would put that time into playing video games.

The purpose of art is to collide the intellectual and visceral together at the highest speed possible.