My whole take on libertarianism is simply that I don't know what's best for other people.

Jay-Z, he knows precisely who he's going for - 14-year-old white suburban girls.

It's fair to say that the Bible contains equal amounts of fact, history, and pizza.

As I’m fond of saying, if you want to find utopia, take a sharp right on money and a sharp left on sex and it’s straight ahead.

Believing there is no God gives me more room for belief in family, people, love, truth, beauty, sex, Jell-O, and all the other things I can prove and that make this life the best life I will ever have.

You have to be careful as a libertarian because you can sound very Republican.

If I were trying to avoid embarrassment, I wouldn't have stumbled my way through 'Dancing with the Stars.'