The only difference between Obama and Bush is that Obama is killing more people. Heโs about double the numbers now. Can you imagine if McCain had won and did precisely what Obama has done, with every speech and every political maneuver overseas? Thereโd be riots in the streets about the people weโre killing. And yet because itโs Obama, and heโs better looking and better at reading the teleprompter, we let him get away with it.
Penn JilletteMy hair is way, way long. I've hitchhiked across the country a zillion times. I've ridden in every car. I was never a hippie. It takes more than long hair.
Penn JillettePeople like Bill Maher, who brags about being a cynic, it sickens me. I am the least cynical person I know, and I am very, very skeptical.
Penn JilletteI've been fired from a situational comedy with a script they wrote specifically for me because of my voice.
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