God works in mysterious, inefficient, and breathtakingly cruel ways

Everybody prefers to see a nut - they're more fascinating.

It's fair to say that the Bible contains equal amounts of fact, history, and pizza.

My whole take on libertarianism is simply that I don't know what's best for other people.

If you believe that there’s a heaven and hell . . . how much do you have to hate somebody to believe that everlasting life is possible and not tell them that?

Technology is run by sex, because it's very important to people, both technology and sex.

I don't want anyone as president who promises to take care of me. I may be stupid, but I want a chance to try to be a grown-up and take care of my family.