God works in mysterious, inefficient, and breathtakingly cruel ways

I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight.

I'm a big fan of huge populations of people, so you'd think with 300 million people in the country, you don't even have to please 1% to be phenomenally successful.

Having a Hummer is stupid. It's stupid to waste that much gas. It's stupid to waste that much money on gas. It's stupid to parade your insecurities on public roads. Hummers are stupid-looking.

I didn't learn fire-eating to conquer my fears. I learned fire-eating because I desperately wanted to be in show business.

If there are two things Penn & Teller stand for, it's the truth & lying, although not necessarily in that order.

Poker would have never gotten on TV when we only had three networks.