Modern American magic, late 20th century magic, is tremendously disrespectful of the audience.

We aren't people who believe that just because we're performers our opinions on everything need to be known.

The secret truth of 'Celebrity Apprentice' is that it isn't very hard... 'Celebrity Apprentice' is easy like junior high is easy. All the arithmetic, the creative writing and the history are super simple, but like junior high, you do that easy work surrounded by people who are full-tilt, hormone-raging bug nutty.

I love the feeling of shredded wheat. I love healthy bird food with a fun-to-eat feel. Then you spray them with sugar, and I'm there.

If every trace of any single religion were wiped out and nothing were passed on, it would never be created exactly that way again. There might be some other nonsense in its place, but not that exact nonsense. If all of science were wiped out, it would still be true and someone would find a way to figure it all out again.

Charities are really good. To a certain extent, the ones you pick are arbitrary.

Even if I disagree with Obama on many, many things, he is certainly qualified to be president. He is certainly competent to be president.