Charities are really good. To a certain extent, the ones you pick are arbitrary.

Bob Saget is the dirtiest comic who's ever lived. Nobody touches him.

The fact that the majority wants something good does not give them the right to use force on the minority that don't want to pay for it. If you have to use a gun, it's not really a very good idea. Democracy without respect for individual rights sucks. It's just ganging up on the weird kid, and I'm always the weird kid.

I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when my mom turned 55. For 1955, she was a very old mom.

My parents were teetotalers and my grandparents were - it's all the way back. It's New English puritanical tradition.

We knew that we were kind of odd and creeps, and we wanted to do odd, creepy stuff for people who wanted to see that.

Penn & Teller don't know jack about global warming.