I don't travel in circles where people say, 'I have faith, I believe this in my heart and nothing you can say or do can shake my faith.' That's just a long-winded religious way to say 'Shut up.'

I have no evidence that libertarianism leads to a better life. I just think it is morally right.

You have to be careful as a libertarian because you can sound very Republican.

Only Atheists have morals, the religious have reward and punishment. That's not morality, that's sucking up.

The first thing I said to myself on 9/11 was, 'There go our civil rights.' I found out by comparing notes later that George Carlin and I both said that at the exact same time. That's the first thing that popped into our head.

Thou shalt not take anything on faith

I like to read in the dark. I like to go into the bathtub, turn out all the lights, and in the dark, read my books.