Performers have the right to say what they want to, and anyone paying money has the right to accept or reject the art and entertainment that's available.

Tolerance is you saying something crazy and me smiling and saying, 'That's nice.'

The only place we were really told to tone it down - where other people would use the word censorship, but I wouldn't - was when we did MTV right after the Beavis and Butt-head thing.

Computers absolutely changed my life. Before I had a computer, I had never written one thing. Not one thing. I'm a very bad speller and I was embarrassed by that. When I would type, the little mistakes would make me nutty, and I would never edit anything.

There never was a God. 'God is dead' is a halfway measure I won't go with.

The secret truth of 'Celebrity Apprentice' is that it isn't very hard... 'Celebrity Apprentice' is easy like junior high is easy. All the arithmetic, the creative writing and the history are super simple, but like junior high, you do that easy work surrounded by people who are full-tilt, hormone-raging bug nutty.

It's fair to say that the Bible contains equal amounts of fact, history, and pizza.