Performers have the right to say what they want to, and anyone paying money has the right to accept or reject the art and entertainment that's available.

One of the strongest feelings you can get in life--one of the most rewarding feelings--is the feeling of an "Aha, I finally understand."

I was about 12 when I heard my first Lenny Bruce record. He was already dead. But it changed my life and really did change the world.

The secret truth of 'Celebrity Apprentice' is that it isn't very hard... 'Celebrity Apprentice' is easy like junior high is easy. All the arithmetic, the creative writing and the history are super simple, but like junior high, you do that easy work surrounded by people who are full-tilt, hormone-raging bug nutty.

The first thing I said to myself on 9/11 was, 'There go our civil rights.' I found out by comparing notes later that George Carlin and I both said that at the exact same time. That's the first thing that popped into our head.

'Celebrity Apprentice' has more integrity and is the most straightforward show I've ever seen.

Asking someone else to do something immoral is immoral.