I don't want anyone as president who promises to take care of me. I may be stupid, but I want a chance to try to be a grown-up and take care of my family.
Penn JilletteDon't waste too much time wishing, hoping, and being envious; it'll make you bugnutty.
Penn JilletteIn music, if you hit a wrong note, people forgive you. In magic when something goes wrong, the entire art is destroyed.
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