How much do you have to hate somebody to not proselytize?

A two-party system is way too good for those two parties.

I'm really happy with all the art that was inspired by religion, and I think I'd be tickled to little tiny pieces if art in the future was inspired by other things.

People like Bill Maher, who brags about being a cynic, it sickens me. I am the least cynical person I know, and I am very, very skeptical.

There is no reason for the government to limit political speech.

Barack Obama is way smarter than Bush - so way, way smarter than me. Obama is way more charismatic than me.

I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage.