How much do you have to hate somebody to not proselytize?

Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You're basically saying, 'I can't make this other food taste good, so I'll throw in bacon.'

We knew that we were kind of odd and creeps, and we wanted to do odd, creepy stuff for people who wanted to see that.

But it's much more exciting to make Die Hard. One of the reasons that I think that movie is so successful is it deals with those very important blue-collar relationship themes. But it's more visually beautiful to show things blowing up. It just gives you more on the screen.

A two-party system is way too good for those two parties.

We aren't people who believe that just because we're performers our opinions on everything need to be known.

Penn & Teller stopped doing practical jokes, and the reason is we got much too good at it.