This I believe: I believe there is no God.

If there are two things Penn & Teller stand for, it's the truth & lying, although not necessarily in that order.

How I was brought up and my imaginary friend means more to me than anything you can ever say or do.

Only Atheists have morals, the religious have reward and punishment. That's not morality, that's sucking up.

If you believe that there’s a heaven and hell . . . how much do you have to hate somebody to believe that everlasting life is possible and not tell them that?

One of the strongest feelings you can get in life--one of the most rewarding feelings--is the feeling of an "Aha, I finally understand."

Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around. If you're looking for violent rape imagery, the Bible's right there in your hotel room. If you just want to look up ways to screw people up, there it is, and you're justified because God told you to.