A two-party system is way too good for those two parties.

If you spend a lot of time lying to people, you think a lot about what the truth means.

In music, if you hit a wrong note, people forgive you. In magic when something goes wrong, the entire art is destroyed.

I love nuts. I'm for nuts. I am nuts.

Everyone's goals are the same with very small differences. I mean, the goal of a socialist and the goal of a libertarian are exactly the same. The goals are happiness and security and freedom, and you balance those.

I've never revved my car at a light for an attractive woman or an auto-rival, not even as a joke.

'Christian' used to be a throwaway word. People didn't used to use it much. People didn't start self-labeling or getting labeled Christian until the last part of the 20th century. Before that, you might identify as a Baptist, or a Southern Baptist or a Methodist. But there wasn't one identifier that put you in a fold with all the other believers.