You have in Vegas the most heterogeneous audience you're gonna get anywhere in the country. In Boston, Chicago, Miami, you know who goes to the theater. In Vegas, you have people who only see one theater show a year, and it's in Vegas.
Penn JilletteI mean, if I believed, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that a truck was coming at you, and you didn’t believe that truck was bearing down on you, there is a certain point where I tackle you. And this is more important than that.
Penn JilletteIf I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and alcohol at all.
Penn JilletteMy parents were teetotalers and my grandparents were - it's all the way back. It's New English puritanical tradition.
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