I'm an amazing mama's boy.

Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.

If the bible were published as fiction, no reviewer would give it a passing grade. There are some vivid scenes and quotable phrases but there's no plot, no structure, a tremendous amount of filler and the characters are painfully one dimensional. Whatever you do, don't read the bible for a moral code. It advocates prejudice, cruelty, superstition and murder. Read it because we need more atheists.

I'm a big fan of gospel music, and you cannot be a fan of rock and roll, you cannot be a fan of country western music, and you can't really be a fan of jazz without listening to a lot of music that's religious.

It's fair to say that the Bible contains equal amounts of fact, history, and pizza.

Love and respect all people. Hate and destroy all faith.

The definition of a stupid thing is something that if you do everything right, you still get hurt. Fire-eating and love are stupid things.