Luck is statistics taken personally.

The first thing I said to myself on 9/11 was, 'There go our civil rights.' I found out by comparing notes later that George Carlin and I both said that at the exact same time. That's the first thing that popped into our head.

You can't believe how pro gay and pro freedom of speech I am. I'm way out beyond anyone on the Left.

Charities are really good. To a certain extent, the ones you pick are arbitrary.

We aren't people who believe that just because we're performers our opinions on everything need to be known.

If there's something you really want to believe, that's what you should question the most.

The medium is not the message - the message is the message.