Luck is statistics taken personally.

Believing there's no God means I can't really be forgiven except by kindness and faulty memories. That's good; it makes me want to be more thoughtful. I have to try to treat people right the first time around.

Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.

A two-party system is way too good for those two parties.

How I was brought up and my imaginary friend means more to me than anything you can ever say or do.

Performers have the right to say what they want to, and anyone paying money has the right to accept or reject the art and entertainment that's available.

Everybody wants clean, safe energy. Some people think nuclear is the way to go. Some people think coal is the way to go. Some people think wind is the way to go. And there's always balances on that.