This is going to sound horrible, but I don't even know how much I make in a year. It must be, you know, a couple of million dollars, a few million. I know it's more money than my dad, a jail guard, made in his lifetime; more money than I'll ever need.

For the most part, any serious magic show is not using very much technology newer than theatrical lights.

You don’t have to be brave or a saint, a martyr, or even very smart to be an atheist. All you have to be able to say is “I don’t know”.

You get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right.

Charities are really good. To a certain extent, the ones you pick are arbitrary.

For better or worse, in the 21st century, reality shows are the variety show.

I was about 12 when I heard my first Lenny Bruce record. He was already dead. But it changed my life and really did change the world.