This is going to sound horrible, but I don't even know how much I make in a year. It must be, you know, a couple of million dollars, a few million. I know it's more money than my dad, a jail guard, made in his lifetime; more money than I'll ever need.

I think the media spends a lot of time fooling itself.

I love nuts. I'm for nuts. I am nuts.

The purpose of art is to collide the intellectual and visceral together at the highest speed possible.

The Tea Party claims to want small government.

For better or worse, in the 21st century, reality shows are the variety show.

Teller and I worked Renaissance Festivals and street performing - actually more real, no kidding around, Philadelphia street performing than we did Renaissance Festivals.